My Sexy Fat Dad

                                                               Episode 6: Dad And Mum’s Dildo Finally Meet.
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Bouncing and dangling came the Dildo, the majestic walk was a thrill to the already established audience of nurses and doctors, even very sick patients had to catch a view of the runway.

“He is sliding across the corridor, I think he is coming here” said my Dad’s Doctor.

“Meeting your arch-nemesis drained in your own stinking salty pineapple juice! I can’t really think of something more shameful than that” said one of the nurses in my Dad’s room, two of them both giggling and choking on their laughter.

At this moment, my Dad’s neck was already switching gears and his head gradually making that U-turn. There was a lot of screeching noise and everybody just kept staring. My Dad hadn’t turned his neck in any direction for weeks and his spine had already began to rust.

“Skrrrrrrr, Skit Skit, Pap Pap, Kiki Kiki, Chi Chi, Krrrrrrr, Boom Kata, Kiki Ki Kum” the noise gallantly echoed through the room while we all kept following the turn.

Suddenly my Dad’s mouth dropped open, his lower lip lost grip with it’s black tower, just like a dam, sticky water came pouring down through the passage pinky way. The aftermath of this dam collapse was an oozing stank of cheese, pepper and onions.

Perplexed by this sudden collapse, everyone turned back and immediately there was a uniform scream across the room.

“Hi Losers, it’s me, your wildest dream!” uttered the dildo.

“Sorry, but we didn’t get that, I think your dangling obstructed the signal” said one of the nurses.

“Well, it looks like nobody was expecting me, but I guess when someth”

“Is there a way you could speak without moving, like, could you just stand straight and speak?” the other nurse cut in, almost about to burst into another round of laughter.

The dildo just lay by the window, still dangling.

“Hey Mr. do you have Parkinson’s or maybe an erotic cold” a wave of laughter burst through the room as the doctor made his debut on the dildo interrogation. Even my Dad began to slowly shine his teeth.

“I am learning a new dance move losers and bitches!” angrily shouted the dildo, as he rose erect.

He kept on rising, and rising like a bag of dough, almost growing taller than the window itself, and then he bent forward, breaking through the window, pointing directly at my father.

“You waste product of my vomit, get over here, let us talk about my woman, the mother of your offspring, the woman whom I take downtown at night”

Tears strolling through my Dad’s eyes, his legs suddenly making a stride, onward he kept moving towards the inanimate dangling object.

“I don’t got all night man, please move that ass, I only got all day!” shouted the dildo! who was already shrinking back to his pitiful size.

“You two would soon know how straight I get when I stand upright, I’ll be back for you two beret wearing females” winked the dildo as he softly spoke to the nurses.

Slowly and Slimily, my Dad and the Dildo drove through the walkway to another ward, where they could utter their heart-felt and balls-felt words.

Catch up with previous episodes, click here to catch up on the Episode 5: My Sexy Fat Dad: Episode 5: Mum’s Dildo Pays Dad A Visit In The Hospital.

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Written by Stephen Uba

I am the Pot of Beans behind Waterybeans.Com.

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