My Sexy Fat Dad

                                     Episode 5: Mum’s Dildo Pays Dad A Visit In The Hospital.

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Dildos are really invasive sex idols, they don’t care about private space and they sure don’t care if they sound like dicks when they speak. That is all I would say for now, take a listen at the very traumatizing statement my Mum’s Dildo made on national TV.

“Citizens of the Fat Community, I would like to announce that your leader, the dumped scumbag of my current epitome of stripping, the pole I call my Mrs. has been hospitalized because he was unable to babysit his already failing libido”.

My Dad shed exactly five drops of tears after watching this, as he wept all I kept wondering was how a sex toy was allowed and able to buy a primetime slot on national TV. He was so tall on set and the microphone looked like his twin baby brother.

“Did you guys just notice the super ridiculous thing that just happened right now? I called that doll of a dild a He! I guess maybe because he is more of a Man than my Dad!”

Full of so much intense confusion my Dad attempted to stand up, get in a taxi, and give that Dildo a beat down and beat-ing, to our wowement (that is how we refer to amazement in our fat community) he actually stood up, and I don’t mean on his belly but on his feet. All that was left was for him to move, at least take a step, but he remained on the same spot for hours sweating profusely.

“Is he scared of a Dildo?” said one of the nurses to another nurse.
“No I don’t think so, I just think he has been trying to take a step for about 4 hours now but just can’t” said the other nurse.

I was not shocked in any way, there was once a time when my Dad got stuck in my Mum simply because he couldn’t pull out, and the very weird part of this occasion is that it happened on the day of their divorce, so my Mum had to spend three more days on the matrimonial bed, in the matrimonial home, in the marriage, unable to sign the divorce papers.

“He is here!” shouted a doctor,
“Who?” everybody jolted up anxiously inquiring,
“The Dildo Guy, he has been dangling at the reception for quite a while!” stammered the doctor,

Suddenly, pineapple water began to flow across the room, everyone’s eyes gazing at my Father, soaked in his own pee, still immobile and still libidoless.

Catch up with previous episodes, click here to catch up on the Episode 4: My Sexy Fat Dad; Dad Is In The Hospital, His Libido Is Declared Missing!

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Written by Stephen Uba

I am the Pot of Beans behind Waterybeans.Com.

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