5 Reasons why you’re going to miss tomorrow’s Church/Chapel Service.

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You don’t know what to wear? If you are reading this and you have not yet brought out the dress you want to wear tomorrow, then I’m so sorry cuz you are going to stab that church service real good. I’m sure you’re thinking probably you will wake up early enough and start ironing that dress, but there’s a 50/50 chance that’s not gonna happen. Please bring out that black and blue dress and place under the rage of your Iron now before it’s too late.

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You have already told your Roommate that you ain’t going? I know once in a while every roommate always pops that question, are you going to church tomorrow? You will now form bad guy and say, hmmm, I really don’t think so. This answer already is the reason why you will wake up after the end of the service. Even when you change your mind and attempt waking up to go, your subconscious isn’t going to wanna let you down on fulfilling that last reply you gave your Roomie.


You are currently planning to do a Midnight Call, a Video Call or a FaceTime with Someone? Now, if you have already told that special person that a video call or a FaceTime would be nice tonight, then Mr. and Mrs. just forget tomorrows church/chapel. I can promise you that you will still be talking and laughing when your church members are shouting “Testimony Time”. The two of you might even pop the question and then the obvious answer would be, “I really don’t even know”, “I don’t really feel like going to church”, this is how the cookie crumbles.

Rain mistakenly falls this Night? If Mr. Rain and Mr. Cool Breeze release their mixtape titled “I will fall once more” this night, then I really don’t think an earthquake would wake me up for tomorrow’s church service.

You are going to Soak Garri this Night? If sugar, groundnut and a spoon is currently on your table, then I advise you call your pastor and inform him that you might not make it for service tomorrow cuz the way the Garri sinks in the water might just be the way you sink in your sexy looking bed.

Written by Stephen Uba

I am the Pot of Beans behind Waterybeans.Com.

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