If Donald Trump was the President of Nigeria?
– He would have to develop hatred for Golf: Nigeria lacks any professional golf course, so poor Donald Trump will have to give up his love for the sport.
– Aso Rock will be transformed into a Brand-New Trump Tower.
– Nigeria will finally have an operational Missile.
– SARS will be sent to North Korea to warn Kim Jong Un.
– Nnamdi Kanu will relocate to North Korea.
– Port-Harcourt will be renamed Trump Port: A shipping destination where Donald will be conducting his Business Transactions.
– Our N1000 note will be reprinted with Vladmir Putins face to strengthen our relationship with Russia.
– All made in China products will be banned from Aba Market.
– The shall be a Ban on “last price” i.e when you’re doing bend down select, don’t even bother to ask “Oga how much last? looooooool!”.
– All the Agege Bread Sellers will start Modelling.
– There will be more jobs created, we got to give him that one sha, the dude is a certified business man.