IF BUHARI WAS THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA?
– There would have been a Lassa Fever outbreak, cuz Buhari would have carried some Rats with him during his flight to the US.
– He would commission the renovation of the White House to the Black House.
– All the Tuxedos in the White House will be burned to create space for his signature white gown.
– Fox news will be banned from operation (they will be watching his activities too much, loooool).
– There will be a doubling on the amount of Microphones during the Presidential Speech, to grab his voice and speech audibly.
– Linda Ikeji would have moved to Washington D.C
– Sahara Reporters would relocate their Headquarters back to Nigeria.
– New York would be renamed to New Yoke due to the economic oppression that his government will introduce.
– Santa Clause would be banned due to shortage of fuel to power his Reindeers and Sleigh.
– Tourists would be banned from the front of the White House, cuz the land would be used by his Cattle for grazing.
– He would always be missing on the fourth of July.
– They would have removed him after a month in office.
– Bobrisky will be Minister of Women Affairs.
– Speed Darlington will be Minister of Interior Decorations.
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